You remember a while ago we shared a good laugh at some of the weirdest book covers, don’t you? I thought it would be more fun to share a similar post but with a twist. Yes here are a few ridiculous book titles that make me reconsider the amount of time I am spending on the internet.
It is not a big secret that I obsess over books and bookish websites. I guess this is the prize for all that.
Ten book ridiculous book titles
But I am not letting you guys off without sharing these gems with you all. Shall we get started?
Disclaimer: This post is intended for fun and not intended to hurt anyone. If it did, I am sorry and it was purely unintentional.
1)How to Start Your Own Country
Why are we even fighting when we can all have our own countries?
2) If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open?
RIGHT? I demand an answer.
3) Italian Without Words
I wonder how that works. If you wanted to learn a bit of Italian (with words though) you might want to read Camilla’s post here.
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I cannot fathom why would anyone need this.
5) Toilet Paper Origami: Delight your Guests with Fancy Folds and Simple Surface Embellishments
There is frugal living. And then, there is THIS.
6) Everything I Know about Women I Learned from My Tractor
Because how else would you learn?
7) Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself
Of all the things that you wanna Do-It-Yourself, you would wanna learn this. Of course.
8) Violent Prayer: Engaging Your Emotions Against Evil
Let us begin our violent prayer for the world peace, shall we?
9) How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
Well, you need to learn that somewhere.
10) Zombie Raccoons & Killer Bunnies
Now I have more things to be scared of in the woods.
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Do you get fascinated about such ridiculous book titles? Is there a book that you have read in this list? What is the weirdest book title you read? Let us talk.
Omg ๐๐๐
Where did you even find these?????
I laughed so much at these titles. Thank you for brightening my day.
I enjoyed curating them as well.
These titles had me laughing out loud! I can’t believe some of the things people come up with!
I hope some of them were sarcastic!
LOL!! Those titles are definitely something else. Especially the How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art one. How do you even think of such a title?! Whahaha.
I have no idea what was on their mind when they chose the title!
LOL I don’t know what’s more ridiculous: the titles or the cover art!! Thanks for sharing these quirky bookish findings!
I am happy that you enjoyed it.
Hilarious! Not sure there should be a book available to the masses about starting your own country. LOL.
Right? I don’t have any idea why someone would need it anyway.
Oh my goodness, dead รฐยยคยฃรฐยยคยฃ These are so weirdddd, now I’ll wait for the day someone walks up to me and shows off a dog hair sweater.
I hope it becomes a fashion statement!
hahahah omg this is hilarious >.<
such a cool idea for a post as well! ๐
-Lena
http://www.lenasnotebook.co.uk
I am glad you approve.
I am glad you enjoyed it.
๐๐ I love that #9 is a third edition! That means there were REVISIONS!
Right? Who buys these stuff?
“Why can’t I get my locker open” :DDDDDD WOOOOOOOW absolute hit there. Everything else pales in comparison ๐
Followed by sequels ‘I can’t start my car’ ‘I can’t find my shoes!’
Hilarious!! Um, I just wonder how many copies of that coffin-making one got sold. I can’t imagine there are many people looking to DIY a coffin!
I am surprised that some of these books have been reprinted, according to Amazon.
There’s certainly some great titles in that lot!!
I am glad you approve.
I don’t even… lol
You should make something like this with publisher’s summaries as well… Some are pure comedic gold!
Thanks for the idea. Let me try to do that!
Some of these made me chuckle. Great post.
Gemma @ http://www.gemmasbooknook.blogspot.com
I agree they are hilarious.
Two has to be my favourite. That the randomest thing I have heard asked by a fictional character
I can’t think what they were think when they wrote those titles!
OMG. This is hilarious!
I had a great time making this list as well.
This list is so funny! ๐ Should I be embarrassed that I kinda sorta want the toilet paper origami book? ๐
I suppose it can be useful!
This post is hilarious. I must say, the toilet paper origami is rather pretty, and gives you something to do while you’re in the bathroom. I am sure some long-haired dog owners could appreciate learning how to knit with the hair that is all over their house.
I know right? They are so weird!
I laughed so bad at some of these books haha mainly the locker one haha I cannot imagine the poor going through the book trying the find the answers haha omG hahaha
I felt the same too.
This is hysterical!
I know right??
The covers for some of these are as crazy as the titles. LOL This was fun!
I totally agree.
Whaaa?? รฐยยคยฃรฐยยคยฃ These are hilariously disturbing. DIY coffins?? Dog hair knitting?
I don’t even know what to say about them!
Lol!
I think I’d prefer cat hair sweaters. Someone please make that happen ๐
What? DON’T say that.
Amazing!!! And, obviously, I need almost all of them. ๐
What? Don’t. I am just warning you.
Are these even real?
Shockingly YES!
Bwahahahaha!! These are great! ๐
ahahahaa I demand MORE of thoses, both with titles and covers XD Just.. where in hell do you go to find things like this?
I don’t even know which one I like better.. one seemed like gold and then “heey here’s another one!”
I am so happy you liked it Kristina!
These are so great, and I about died when I saw the cover for the zombie raccoon book! What a fun idea for a post!